BRAM STOKER INTERVIEWS BECK SHERMAN
I was delighted when my writer friend, Beck, came to call again (http://www.becksherman.com/2012/04/bram-stoker-reviews-revamp.html) and brought along that wonderment of modern technology. To see the iPad once more filled me with such pleasure, I was afraid I might burst. We seated ourselves atop the gravestones, I, on my friend Marvin’s and Beck on Griselda’s. Initial formalities concluded, Beck asked me if I would pose several questions about writing Revamp, and I obliged. The iPad was handed to me and the light of the full moon above suffered in comparison to the sweet light emanating from that odd, flat fruit. By God, how far man has come!
But without further ado, here is my conversation with Beck Sherman, transcribed for you on the modern marvel, the Apple iPad.
Stoker: “Beck, do tell me, have you ever read Dracula?”
Sherman: “Yes, of course. I loved it, which is why I sought you out. You’re a literary legend.”
Stoker: “Why, then, may I ask, did you give it only four stars? The internet revealed to me this truth, and to my knowledge, five stars is the best.”
Sherman: “No, you’re right, Mr. Stoker. Five stars is the highest rating, but four stars is still very, very good. I’ve actually only given five-star ratings to a few books—”
Stoker: “Which ones?”
Sherman: “Um, offhand, I’m not sure I can recall—”
Stoker: “Tell me.”
Sherman: “Okay, um…I think The Shining by Stephen King was one.”
Stoker: “Royalty? In America?”
Sherman: “Oh, no. He’s not actually a king. He’s just a regular guy who wrote, and is still writing, some really amazing horror books.”
Stoker: “Does he have travel and cargo and letters in his novels? Dracula has these things and is better for it.”
Sherman: “He does in some of them, yeah. So…I had a couple sample questions for you to ask me, just there—”
Stoker: “And thus concludes my interview with horror novelist Beck Sherman.”
Sherman: “But, Mr. Stoker, where are you going? And why are you still typing?”
Stoker: “I’m transcribing. Recording everything is very important. Remember, my friend, that knowledge is stronger than memory.”
Sherman: “Van Helsing said that. To Dr. Seward, right? Listen, I really hate for us to part like this.”
Stoker: “I have a king to visit.”
Sherman: “Mr. Stoker, you can’t keep showing up on people’s doorsteps and scaring them into doing what you want. First Dacre, now Stephen King. Life doesn’t work like that.”
Stoker: “I’m not alive, I’m dead. Death works like that, my friend.”
Sherman: “You won’t be able to scare Stephen King into not writing! He’ll never stop writing!”
Stoker: “The best of luck with your book, young Sherman!”
Sherman: “Mr. Stoker? Are you still there? Mr. Stoker, I need my iPad back!”
Revamp
The dark had brought us visitors.
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